Coffee and Keyboards

A word to the wise: don't spill coffee in your keyboard. If you do, you'll have to get one and you don't know who used it last.

So far, I've dumped skin flakes, eye lashes, eye brow hairs, head hairs, pubic hairs, food stuffs, boogers (yes, boogers) and only God knows what else out of this damn thing. On top of it the keys are covered in sticky schmootz. I think I'm going to contract a hand-washing disorder because of this damn keyboard.

It's fucking disgusting.