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If you think it'll happen, it damn sure will. Don't mix that up with what you want to happen.

When sending out mailers on your direct mail campaign, make damn sure the people you're flooding the mailboxes of with your junk actually like you and your product/service.

A bare ass is sure to shit on you. A bare hoo-hoo is sure to piss on you. Watch yourself.

Never set your hat on the bed. It's bad luck.

Don't try to write comedy.

Don't pick up dry hitchhikers in the rain.

If you wouldn't talk to them at them at the grocery store don't talk to them at the doctor's waiting room either.