Don't Fuck with Oregon Either!

Well, this is an old story, but it's back in the news again because the investigation is all over. This is why you don't make an ass out of yourself in the Beaver States, fools!

Okay, maybe I shouldn't be making light of a guy who got shot by a park ranger. But do you realize how big of a dickhead you have to be to piss off a park ranger? Yeah, they get mad when you're drinking and being rowdy. I've been shushed by 'em plenty of times. And they don't like it when you play darts in the campground either. But I've never had them draw their weapon on me.