Keep 'Im Muzzled

Okay, so the other day the missus, girl and I were going to the PC to get a few things for dinner. Just a few things we didn't have and missed on our big shopping excursion to the WinCo.

Right in front of the store are five parking spots, two labeled for senior citizens. Naturally, I didn't park there but next to the last senior's spot. While I'm getting the girl and the missus is getting out, this older guy, getting out of some sort of piece of shit station wagon, looks at us and says, "Looks like senior citizens are getting younger and younger!"

I smiled at him with an eat shit smile, but I always assume people are being assholes. At first the missus thought he was making a joke at himself, but when she gave a polite laugh he didn't smile. After the gimped-up motherfucker hobbled into the store, the missus asked me if I thought he was referring to where we parked. I answered yes.

The big question is why do people take it upon themselves to try "put" people in their places when they're so fucking wrong? Does he think he has a right to every fucking parking place close to the entrance of the store? Honestly, I gotta' tell ya pregnant women and women with newborns deserve those spots as much as some old bastard does. Does he know how to fucking read??!?!? The old folks spots are clearly labeled! Obviously he lost his fucking reader when he treking through five feet of snow to get to school. I do believe we should respect our elders, but when someone like that who isn't paying enough fucking attention to read the goddamm parking spots is going to try and "put me in my place", he better watch his fucking step. And learn to read. You're making my people look bad, you ignorant old fuck.

I guess I just get tired of people like that. In their own ways, they're self-righteous bullies. I've been bullied by people like that all my life and I'm fucking sick of it. I know I have an attack dog mentallity, and for the most part I do a good job of keeping it leashed. But that leash is gonna' snap.