10 Things I Learned This Summer
By the RHS, Grade 24
1. When you have no TV, you listen to a lot of late night talk radio.
2. Nobody ever calls Coast to Coast AM and says, "George, you guest is full of shit."
3. In all things, stick it to them before they stick it to you.
4. You can kill flies easier if you spray them with glass cleaner and then smash them.
5. Lonliness not a cheater make. You have to want to.
6. Fuck them before they fuck you over.
7. If you sell a car (or pickup in this case) cheap for mechanical reasons, sure as shit the guy who comes to buy it will easily fix it in your driveway and make you look like a complete dumbass.
8. The only people you owe a DAMN thing to are your family and your closest friends. Fuck the rest of 'em.
9. If the deal goes bad, the deal goes bad. Don't wait for them. Move on. (see lesson 6. and lesson 8.)
10. You can count on your family. Even those you don't think you can.
2. Nobody ever calls Coast to Coast AM and says, "George, you guest is full of shit."
3. In all things, stick it to them before they stick it to you.
4. You can kill flies easier if you spray them with glass cleaner and then smash them.
5. Lonliness not a cheater make. You have to want to.
6. Fuck them before they fuck you over.
7. If you sell a car (or pickup in this case) cheap for mechanical reasons, sure as shit the guy who comes to buy it will easily fix it in your driveway and make you look like a complete dumbass.
8. The only people you owe a DAMN thing to are your family and your closest friends. Fuck the rest of 'em.
9. If the deal goes bad, the deal goes bad. Don't wait for them. Move on. (see lesson 6. and lesson 8.)
10. You can count on your family. Even those you don't think you can.
posted by The RHS @ 4:40 PM
3 comments
3 Comments:
here you go, dont. just like i promised. ;)
I LOVE Coast To Coast...
Not that I believe everything that's on it... It's highly entertaining.
I've blogged about it several times before, check out my archives.
I like #10. It's the most refreshing one on the list.
The car one ... Jukebox knows your pain (cars too). He sold a pimped out computer on eBay and it went for super low. The guy told him he set it for $400 higher and was out of town for the w/e. He felt pretty wallet raped for a couple days.
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